[Catchy Jingle Here]

Residents of Earth,

I understand that there has been recent and great turmoil across your lands. I regret this, deeply. We know that you may not enjoy our company at your table but you will only have to make do with us for so long. Fifteen years is not a long stretch of time at any rate. Think of the wealth we have already offered to those offering assisstance in our mission! There are more magazines, packaged food, and medicines ready to go for those who can see the benefit of cooperating. Tied to those already lucrative benefits, is the fact that we are offering you a chance to skip the next 200 years of development and research. Think of how leaping forward that great of a span of time, will get you started on to a brighter future of healthier, longer lives! We are making a partnership for the future, and you are the stewards. How you act now will influence the rest of history. I hope you choose the correct action.

Sincerely,

Josh Finkenheimer, C.E.O Mattel Corporation


[P.S. Sally if you could get this translated for the 1775 mission]